Overheard at Work
Two guys walked past me, I only caught part of the conversation. It was all I needed...
"You're not O.C.D., you're a sick S.O.B."
Smooches,
Wiggy
I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.