Sometimes, Spam Can Be Art...

I admit, not often. But this one, this one was special:

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I think not. Come down here! Come down, or I'll shoot! shouted the fellow,
flourishing his revolver

Fishes are not animals, and they are as cold and moist as the vegetables
themselves. Rob was afraid he would; so, to avoid accidents, he pointed the
tube at him and pressed the button

Poetic, isn't it? Fishes are not animals? I never knew that. And to avoid accidents, well, you should point the tube (I wonder what tube he means - suspense!) and press the button. Yes. Surely the best thing to do in any situation.

I only wish I could write prose like that. Maybe some day, little droogies. Maybe someday.

Come Down, or I'll Shoot!

Wiggy