I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Wiggy New Year

Just a quick note to say Happy New Year to all my little droogies. Hope all is going well and you're having fun and staying healthy. Myself, I'm back in chilly Michigan after a brief trip to Cape Cod to visit Mrs. Wiggy's relatives and then down to NC to annoy the dogs and cats for a couple days.

Overheard in hallway today...

"Hey, Beldar! That new design you worked on during the Christmas shutdown? Well, the brass saw your proposal this morning. Looks like you gnarfled the garthog. How's that 401(k) looking?"

"The brass? The brass? They ought to call them the Army of Dorkness."

Smooches,

Wiggy

3 Comments:

Blogger BrideOfPorkins said...

Happy New Year to you and yours, Wiggy. You're working with people from France now? You lucky....

Tue Jan 02, 06:26:00 PM EST

 
Blogger V said...

Glad to know there are affirmative action practices in place with regard to hiring coneheads. Happy New Year to y'all too!

Thu Jan 04, 12:07:00 AM EST

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now you're Beldar?
I'm confused--I thought you were Billy.
Happy New Years Big Brother.
Say Hi to Ann-Marie!
Some day I hope she gets to meet Richard and the girls--brat one and brat two.
I'm doing fine. Work is getting better. I work only with BofA now and I'm doing great.

Thu Jan 04, 03:05:00 PM EST

 

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