New Year's Resolutions

OK, so here we go - no particular order, just as they came to me:

1) Lose weight. Like 80 pounds. But I'll be happy if I can drop 50.

2) Relearn how to write in cursive. I tried to do it the other day, and I was both shocked and dismayed to find that not only is my handwriting atrocious, I've even forgotten how to make some of the letters. This issue came up when I heard a news story that they're not going to teach cursive handwriting (we used to call it 'penmanship' in my day). Seems like something I ought to do.

3) Esperanto. I have been toying around with it. I think it is something worthwhile. I probably won't be able to find much in the way of resources around here in Detroit, but I'll look around. Maybe some tapes or something. Why Esperanto? Well, I have no idea. So there you go.

4) Dancing. I can't. I want to. Ballroom style, not the Hustle or the Locomotion or whatever these dang fool kids get up to nowadays. Might tie into #1. Don't tell Mrs. Wiggy.

5) Get my photo files in order. I'm serious - this is terrible. I've got hard drives, CD's DVD's, and negatives all over the bloody place. No organization at all.

6) Get my teeth fixed. Man, they're getting to be a problem. It's not like I don't brush, dadnabbit.

7) Do more writing. Blog, journal, and just generally jotting down all kinds of things.

Now, I don't really go in for New Year's resolutions. I have no idea why I'm doing this one.

So on with the show. Happy New Year, my droogies. Let me know what your resolutions are - we'll all get together and humiliate each other next year at this time.

Smooches,

Wiggy