I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Bless All Their Pointy Little Heads

Your old buddy Wigwam has been sick this week. Headcold. Nasty bidness, requiring the ingestion of much NyQuil (AKA coma in a bottle, the babysitter's friend). I love that stuff. Mrs. Wiggy shudders when she sees me chug the bottle - no girly-man plastic cup for the Wigster! The coma-face is always painful, but the chemical respite that NyQuil grants is a thing of beauty.

But having returned to work this day (work still being there, drat it), I discovered this headline, and it did much to restore my sunny disposition:


In brief: Birth defects drop, Odin returns, Make a family cookbook


Now that's just special. The truth behind the headline turns out to be a bit more mundane (Twin Cities Pioneer Press Story), but I'll always be indebted to Maja Beckstrom, the author of this fine piece, and her headline editor, for giving me another reason to keep wanting to push air in and out on this dirty old mudball we call 'Earth'. I find myself wishing mightily that somehow, the stories represented by this conglomerated headline were just as intertwined. The mind and the imagination reel at the thought. Frankly, I'm in favor of all of it.

Stay Sane (or Fake It),

Wiggy

4 Comments:

Blogger Dave Morris said...

Here's to you feeling better. I cannot drink Nyquil because, much like Jagermeister, it has a "syrup of ipecac" effect. Almost immediate.

Be well!

Wed Sep 21, 12:35:00 PM EDT

 
Blogger V said...

Well, it is a fictional account, but Neil Gaiman's American Gods has to do with Odin returning and such. Highly enjoyable. :)

Wed Sep 21, 11:55:00 PM EDT

 
Blogger Rob Seifert said...

Feel better Wiggy! I don't do NyQuil - alcohol and I disagree. obtw... I linked to your flag burning post as support for the concept that we Americans are easily distracted. You said it ever so much more eloquently than I could. ;-)

RCS

Sat Sep 24, 02:15:00 AM EDT

 
Blogger BrideOfPorkins said...

Have a NyQuil on me, Wiggy, and feel better. I wonder if NyQuil when not ill makes work more fun? I should do research on this.

Sat Sep 24, 10:15:00 PM EDT

 

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