I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Gotta Be Cerious

Got home from my photography club meeting late tonight. Just got settled in, grabbed a brewski, and the neighbors were at the door. Same neighbors as the ones I broke their window out with my rocket-powered rock-flinger and lawn edger, is what.

"Come quick, come quick, grab your camera and come quick!" they shouted at me. I grabbed my camera and hit the door.

Turns out, they found some kinda plant growing in a pot under a bush in front of their house and fished it out. Looked kinda scraggly, kinda like Audrey from "Little Shop of Horrors." No, strike that - it looked a LOT like Audrey. One bloom, at the end of a weird swooping vine that went up, down, and sideways. Otherwise, it looked like some kind of nuclear mutant plant. But the flower itself was beautiful!

It is called a "Night Blooming Cerious" or Epiphyllum oxypetalum. It is a member of the cactus family, but it doesn't look like one. Pretty amazing bloom. Hypnotizingly beautiful, is what. I could have stared at it all night.

Here it is, in all the glory I could manage to record:









I am told that these are incredibly rare - like a once in a lifetime event for most folks. The neighbors said the flower opened up about an hour before they came and got me, and they were told by friends of theirs that it would be closed up again in a just a few hours. Pretty amazing. Glad Mrs. Wiggy and I got to see it.

Well, gotta finish my beer and toddle off to bed. Just wanted to share that with ya.

Best,

Wiggy

PS - And just for fun, I thought I'd try this:

Wigwam Jones Cafepress Store

Do you love it? Yes, you do. I am about to get all Wiggy with this new discovery. More later. Many smooches.

4 Comments:

Blogger BrideOfPorkins said...

Indeed, the first thing I thought when I saw the first picture (I'm easily distracted by pretty pictures) was "FEED ME, SEYMOUR!"

Really lovely, though, even if she will devour us all one day.

Tue Aug 23, 01:01:00 AM EDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RARE?!? HA!!! You should see all those damn things in my in-law's back yard! You'd think the Triffid space ship crash landed between the two trees they've killed and the damn things were two lazy to go any further.

Rare.

Yeah, right.

Wed Aug 24, 10:26:00 PM EDT

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Hey, gimme a break! I'm a transplant myself, so what do I know from rare?

Wed Aug 24, 10:52:00 PM EDT

 
Blogger Rob Seifert said...

Lovely, I've never seen one which makes it rare in my book. Thanks for showing us!

RCS

Sun Sep 04, 01:32:00 PM EDT

 

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