Wigwam Jones: It is official - guys, we've been replaced...

I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

It is official - guys, we've been replaced...

Please excuse this short break in the "Wiggy Got Fired" saga - I had to toss this in:

Boyfriend Pillow

Boyfriend Pillow - 16262

Snuggle up and get cozy with a pillow that likes to cuddle. Our boyfriend pillow has a motion device that makes the pillow soothingly vibrate. Requires 2 "AA" batteries (not incl.). On/off switch. Polyester velour cover with padded fill. 19"W x 21"H.

Well, then. I guess I'm off to join the monastery. See ya.

Smooches,

Wiggy

PS - I'll bet it doesn't fart and then pull the covers over our loved one's head, though. So we're not totally out of the running yet.