I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

"Police ID Chili Finger"

Well, hell yes. I mean, here I am trying to enjoy my coffee and bring myself bubbling slowly to something resembling consciousness, and Mrs. Wiggy has to go and switch on the TV. There, on the news (CBS) the talking head du jour has a banner under his grinning, death's head face, reading

Police ID Chili Finger


I'm going back to bed. Let me know how the day goes for the rest of you.

Smooches,

Wiggy

posted by Unknown at 5/14/2005 08:12:00 AM

2 Comments:

Blogger BrideOfPorkins said...

I would have thought it wouldn't be hard for the police to ID the finger, having a fingerprint attached and all, but knowing the FBI didn't even have the print makes my devious mind feel bad that the finger was not used for better things than trying to get a liftime supply of free chili.

Sweet dreams, Saturday shouldn't be spent watching news about body parts.

Sat May 14, 06:56:00 PM EDT

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Well, going back to bed was a non-starter. On the other hand, I decided that "Police ID Chili Finger" could be a great name for a band.

Sat May 14, 07:15:00 PM EDT

 

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