I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.

Monday, November 29, 2004

X-Ray Specs - For Real This Time!

Remember when you were a kid, looking at the adverts in the back of the comic books? There was always an ad for a pair of 'X-Ray Specs' which were supposed to enable the wearer to see bones through hands, see through clothes, and so on [insert cheesy 1960's wolf-whistle here]. I am told they didn't work; God knows how many horny boys would have cheerfully choked the CEO of that company to death for their deception. But time marches on, and here I am road-kill.

http://www.kaya-optics.com/index.shtml

I remember a couple of years back, some brands of video camera were discovered to have the ability to 'see' through clothes - they were quickly pulled from the shelves by the manufacturers, and those who already had 'em made a mint on eBoy.

Here comes a company that makes a filter that apparently does the same thing. I ain't worried. I'm no prize, and any buddy sees me nekkid but Mrs. Wiggy is gonna be screamin' and runnin' for the door.

Best,

Wiggy

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