I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

A Blank Piece of Paper

There is something intimidating about a blank piece of paper.  There is no direct analog in the digital world - blank screens don't feel the same.

    A blank piece of paper is a challenge, an insult.
    It has a smell and a taste and it is rude and degrading.
    Eight and one-half inches in one direction; eleven inches in another.
    The Europeans seem to be happy with letters and numbers to represent paper sizes.
    A4, A5. Whatever. 8 1/2 x 11 says it all for me.
    White, clean, emotionless paper.
    Makes me angry.

    I rip the cap off of an El Marko
    And proceed to deface the future.
    Now, my anger bleeds into the paper.
    And pries open your head.

Stay Hungry,

Wigwam

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