Saddam is Crushing Your Head!

BBC News Story

The BBC reported today that Saddam Hussein, former Penis Potato (oops, sorry, I mean dictator) of Iraq, addressed the judge at his trial and said, "You are agents of Iran and Zionism. We will crush your heads."

It is quite clear that Spudboy Saddam has been viewing reruns of old "Kids in the Hall" episodes. The 'crushing your head' reference is clearly taken from the character played by Mark McKinney, that of "Mr. Tyzik," who felt that 99.999 percent of all humanity deserved to have their head crushed:

Wikipedia Entry - Mr. Tyzik

Well, all I can say is that it is a sad, sad, day when a former Tyrant Tuber can blithely go around crushing heads.

The next time he does it, I suggest that the judge simply raise his thumb, block out Saddam's face, and declare "There's nobody home."

And while I'm thinking about it - do you suppose Iran or Israel either one have a problem with them both supporting the judge in Iraq? You'd think they'd have trouble getting along. I dunno, maybe it is just me.

Hey, don't crush my head.

Smooches,

Wiggy