Wigwam Jones: Good Advice From an Envelope

I like ducks. There are too many bobble-head dolls in the world; I figure the maximum number should be around twenty-three. There is no governor anywhere. Fnord. Napalm jokes are not as amusing as some people think they are. Never eat anything bigger than your head. Remain calm. Kinky Friedman is a very funny fella. Good music can be painful. Watch your head.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Good Advice From an Envelope

Got one of those "Inter-Department Delivery: Confidential" envelopes in my mailbox at work today. You know the kind; the big manila suckers that are not designed to be re-used like the others are. On the opening, it says "Make sure flap is secure."

Good advice anytime, I think.

We find wisdom in the strangest places.

Smooches,

Wiggy