Do not try this at home

So my wife got a job recently. Had to work late tonight. Came home exhausted and worn out. I greeted her with something interesting I had made with whipped cream and M&Ms for eyes. It took awhile to figure out how to make the M&Ms stick to my belly, too, let me tell ya. I'm very creative and somewhat, um, not well. They say I have issues.

She's all tired and here I am waggling at her.

So I says to my wife, "Hey, baby! Wanna gnarfle the garthog?"

Now I have to sleep on the couch.

Note to self - and she doesn't like the term 'throbbing bobber' very much, either.

Keep the Fire Burnin',

Wigwam Jones